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Yuffie:(comes down in hopes of being the first one to get up. She sees Cloud gulping down the beverage, and steps over to him---but not too close)" Man!! Why do you always have to be the first one up?!"
Cloud:(ignores her and continues to drink)
Yuffie:(felling deserted, asks sleppily)" Hey, what are you drinking so fast like that?"
Cloud:(still ignores her and gulps faster)
Yuffie:(getting fustrated)" Hey! I asked you a question! What are you drink..."
Cloud:(slams can down and burps)
Yuffie:" Ew, beer. This early?"
Cloud:(getting fed up with her, glances at clock) " 'Scuse me, shouldn't you be still be asleep? It's 3A.M.!"
Yuffie:(proudly) " Why should I? I've had plenty of 'Beauty Rest'!"
Cloud(glances at her and laughs) " Yeah? Well then, why is your mug filling this place constantly with cobwebs, Medusa?"
Yuffie:(hesitating feircely)
(Tifa comes downstairs, yawning)
Yuffie:(stares at her in disgust) " Why does everything she wears, have to be real short, or skin tight?"
Cloud:(his gaze locked on Tifa) " Dunno, but I LIKE what I see!!"
(Just then, Aeris comes charging from out of nowhere, and nails Cloud upside the head)
Cloud: " OW!! Why'd you do that?!"
Aeris:(pretending to be surprised) " Oh, Cloud, I didn't see you sitting there!"
Yuffie:(awed) " How'd you pop up in here from nowhere so fast?"
Aeris:(smiles) " I know the writer!"
Tifa: " Hey, wench! Whatta think you're doing to MY Cloud?"
Aeris: "YOUR Cloud? Your Cloud?!! I don't see your name on him!!"
Tifa:(pulls out a pen and goes over to Cloud)
(Cloud doesn't seem to care, because two girls are fighting over him)
Aeris:(slaps pen out of Tifa's hand.)
(The two engage in a hair-pulling, cat fighting match, rolling around on the floor.
Seconds later, Cid comes down, half asleep, steps over them, snags a beverage can out the fridge, steps back over them, goes halfway up the stairs, pauses, then runs back down)
Cid: " WHAT THE $@#@! IS GOING ON DOWN HERE!!?!!! "
Yuffie:(replies hotly) " What's it look like?"
Cid: " Ahhh, it's too early to be messin' with the likes of you!
Cid:(glances at can) " Cream of Soda?!! What is this #$#@?!! What happened to the friggin' beer?!!"
Cloud:(slurps up the last of his beer, then tosses the can in the trash behind him, and looks up inoccently)
Yuffie:(wached his shot go in, all net. In an announcers tone:) " He's heating up! Going Downtown!!"
Cloud:(glares at her)
Yuffie: " What?"
Cloud: " You got some serious problems"
Yuffie: " I sure do, an' they begin with you!!"
Aeris and Tifa:( pause in mid-attack to jump up and go): " Ooooohh! Yuffie carried you!! She's got you in check!"
Cid: " Street trash."
Aeris: " So is your Shera!!"
(Everyone gasps and is still)
Cid:(laughs) " Ha, ha! That's a good one, Aeris!! Maybe you're not THAT trasy, after all!!"
Aeris:(raises a fist) " Care to rephrase that?!"
Cid:(laughs) " HA! Jes' what could YOU do to hurt me?!"
Aeris:(prepares to run up and slap him)
Yuffie: ' I feel a prank coming on!!' " Um, before anyone colides, can I have that Cream Soda, if you don't want it, Cid? Before blood and crap gets aover it?"
Cid: " Why you selfish...HERE!"(throws it) " Go fetch!!"
Tifa:(runs up and smacks him hard) " There is to be no dirty talk in this fan fic, got that?!"
Cid: " Yeah? An' jes' who's gonna stop...">POOF!<
Everyone:(blink) " He's...gone!"
Yuffie:(suddenly gushing happily) " Yay!! The writer took care of him!! I LOVE MY JOB!!"
Cloud: " Besides stealing and being a royal pain, what else is there ?"
Yuffie:(glares darkly at him) " Don't question me."(remembers about the can of soda and the rest of her plan) " Oh! Gotta do something!!"
Cloud: " Why tell us? We don't wanna hear your life story."
Yuffie:(runs to the fridge, grabs whip cream, shakes up the soda, starts upstairs, and calls over her shoulder) " Cloud, whenever you talk to me...SHUT UP!!"
Tifa and Aeris: " Finally, you got yours!"
Cloud: " Dumb broad!"
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(Later, everyone is downstairs at the tables, except Cid and Red XIII, who is still asleep, carrying on thier own convosations, when a knock is at the door)
Tifa: " Who is it?"
(Door bursts open)
???: " YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!"
Barret: " What da..."
Cait Sith:(muttering) " ' Your worst nightmare'? What a strange name. The mother must've ran fresh out of names!"
Aeris: " Oh great!"
Tifa: " Aern't you supposed to be gone?"
Cloud: " Oh, man! I better be getting paid REALLY good for this!"
Yuffie: " Well, if it isn't Tweedle Dumb and Ursula the Sea Witch!"
Vincent: " Return of the fruit!"
Sephiroth: " I am not a fruit, Mr. Blood-Sucking Leech!!"
Jenova: " I believe that's ' Vampire', dear."
Sephiroth: " Whatever! They both draw blood!!!"
Yuffie: " If you're not a fruit, then why is there a silky red dress sticking out of your pocket?!!"
Sephiroth:(looks down, goes pale, and stuffs it deep inside his pocket)
" It...it's Mummy's!"
Jenova: " DON'T BLAME YOUR MISGUIDED TRAGEDIES ON ME!!"
Sephy:(holds back a deep sob and pouts) " Yes, mummy. Anyway, I'm here to crash your party!"
Cloud: " There is no party, and I'm afraid your brain has ALREADY crashed."
Sephy:(begins to shed small tears and points his Masumane sword at Cloud)
Jenova: " Put that thing down before you poke sombody's eye out!!"
Sephy:(obeys and in a small whispery voice:) " Isn't that the idea?"
Jenova: " Anyway, how dare you talk to him like that, Spike- head? Only I'M authorized, and contrcatced to do that!"
Cloud: " That's alot of wit coming from some demented, mutated squid!"
Sephy:(in a whiney tone) " Shut up, so I can kill you, now!!!!"
Cloud: " Make me, 'Fruit of the Loom'!!"
Sephy:(getting angry) " MUMMY, MAKE HIM STOP!!!"
Jenova: " OH, WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER WITH YOU?!! MOVE!! GO SUCK ON YOUR THUMB, OR SOMETHING!"
(Sephy obeys, as Jenova goes up to Cloud, preparing to slap him with a tenticle filled with Death Penalty.)
Vincent: " Hey, no fair! You don't have to wait for your Limit Bar to fill!!"
(Just then Red comes downstairs from sleep, with wip cream all over his muzzel, and is totally unaware of it. That scares Jenova and Sephy away screaming)
Jenova and Sephy: " MAD DOG!! MAD DOG!!"
Red: " Huh? I'm not a dog, nor related to the species."
(Just then, Sephy runs back to syick his head in and retort:)
Sephy: " Well,......lion-thingy, then!!!"
-THE END-
Cid: " Let me outta here, #$#$@*!!!"
(That's ten more privleges taken away!!)
Cid: " WHAT $#@%* PRIVLEGES? THERE AIN'T NUTIN' TO DO IN THIS HELL HALL!!"
-THE END,seriously, this time-
